Are you ready to GOON? A challenge to all jerk-a-holics: can you goon and binge hard for me, all weekend long? Can you carry out my goon tasks, get spendy (because its not called a BINGE for nothing) and clock in a record number of goon hours over three days? I'll tell you when to goon, what you should watch, and what would impress me when it comes to worship. This clip is best purchased on a Thursday, so you can prepare for the coming weekend properly. You'll be made useful from the second you get home from work on Friday, until you go back to work for me on Monday, and the cycle continues...

Are you ready to GOON? A challenge to all jerk-a-holics: can you goon and binge hard for me, all weekend long? Can you carry out my goon tasks, get spendy (because its not called a BINGE for nothing) and clock in a record number of goon hours over three days? I'll tell you when to goon, what you should watch, and what would impress me when it comes to worship. This clip is best purchased on a Thursday, so you can prepare for the coming weekend properly. You'll be made useful from the second you get home from work on Friday, until you go back to work for me on Monday, and the cycle continues, over and over... do you think you can take on my goonathon challenge and prove your devotion in the deepest way possible? Torment, CBT, drained wallets, scrambled brains and a raw, used-up cock await...