You have a *little* problem with your teeny weeny. See this gorgeous cleavage? It's probably longer than your puny dicklette. EWW its GROSS! When you look at how perfect I am, it just reinforces how pathetic you really are, such a beta, you could never make a girl like me cum, or even smile... I'd just flip you off, if I'd even respond at all.

You have a *little* problem with your teeny weeny. See this gorgeous cleavage? It's probably longer than your puny dicklette. EWW its GROSS! When you look at how perfect I am, it just reinforces how pathetic you really are, such a beta, you could never make a girl like me cum, or even smile... I'd just flip you off, if I'd even respond at all.