I don't know why guys send me pictures of their ugly penises. I never get pictures of nice dicks, it's always these little shriveled up, raisin looking things. It's not like I asked for a picture of their dick either. So, because of my eyes being burned by this unsolicited dick pic, I'm going to talk down to your penis and laugh at how pathetic and tiny it is. That's actually more attention than your penis even deserves, because your penis will never be good enough to pleasure me or any female.

I don't know why guys send me pictures of their ugly penises. I never get pictures of nice dicks, it's always these little shriveled up, raisin looking things. It's not like I asked for a picture of their dick either. So, because of my eyes being burned by this unsolicited dick pic, I'm going to talk down to your penis and laugh at how pathetic and tiny it is. That's actually more attention than your penis even deserves, because your penis will never be good enough to pleasure me or any female.