I'm your roommate, and I'm just the worst. I steal your clothes, eat all your food and am constantly late on rent. You find me in the fridge consuming your beverage and confront me. You start to stand up for yourself and I taunt you "what are you going to do about it?" Next think I know you've pulled my beanie over my face, strung me up by my shirt, pull my pants down and stuck my arms in my tighty whities, leaving me humiliated.

I'm your roommate, and I'm just the worst. I steal your clothes, eat all your food and am constantly late on rent. You find me in the fridge consuming your beverage and confront me. You start to stand up for yourself and I taunt you "what are you going to do about it?" Next think I know you've pulled my beanie over my face, strung me up by my shirt, pull my pants down and stuck my arms in my tighty whities, leaving me humiliated.