My mutt is so lucky that he gets to work hard each week to earn the opportunity of having a dinner “date” with Me. Lately I’ve only been feeding him my leftovers, so tonight I decided to do that on our “date” as well. He got to have the amazing view of my yummy ass in his face while I devoured every bite of yummy pizza, and prepared his meal. Before using his throat as my sewage pipe, I was nice enough to tease him with some farts as an appetizer.

My mutt is so lucky that he gets to work hard each week to earn the opportunity of having a dinner “date” with Me. Lately I’ve only been feeding him my leftovers, so tonight I decided to do that on our “date” as well. He got to have the amazing view of my yummy ass in his face while I devoured every bite of yummy pizza, and prepared his meal. Before using his throat as my sewage pipe, I was nice enough to tease him with some farts as an appetizer.