I've been doing some balloon testing at my balloon store to see which colour balloons are the most durable and hold up to pressure. I take a few on my pump to see what the balloons can take and they almost burst before flying away. Then the next test is how much they can withstand underneath my heels, as I bursting them a customer comes in and I notice how much they are watching me, I've seen this before so many times and know all about looners. I can tell this customer is afraid but I want him to feel ok with the popping, so I pop some for him under my heels. I can tell he is still a littl...

I've been doing some balloon testing at my balloon store to see which colour balloons are the most durable and hold up to pressure. I take a few on my pump to see what the balloons can take and they almost burst before flying away. Then the next test is how much they can withstand underneath my heels, as I bursting them a customer comes in and I notice how much they are watching me, I've seen this before so many times and know all about looners. I can tell this customer is afraid but I want him to feel ok with the popping, so I pop some for him under my heels. I can tell he is still a little afraid so I have an idea to get naked for him. First I take off my top and as I pop more I can tell it's helping. I really want him to burst one for me so I show a technique I think he will like, pressing them into my groin and busting them with my nails. Then I tell him about a special tool we use in the store to make them explode quickly and I'll get fully naked so he feels better about the explosions he is about to hear. Get ready to pop.