Guess who! Yeah, it's me, your favorite babysitter and I'm here to "take care of you" while your parents are away. A grown man, still needing a babysitter is so pathetic. I went and ate a nice garlic based Italian lunch before I got here. I did it JUST FOR YOU! I know how much you love when I humiliate you with my bad breath, make you smell it and taste it. I'm going to blow my stinky breath in your face until you smell like garlic permanently! I am also going to drool all over your face, your chest, and legs with my garlic spit. Watch as it drops out of my mouth, dripping all over you. Bat...

Guess who! Yeah, it's me, your favorite babysitter and I'm here to "take care of you" while your parents are away. A grown man, still needing a babysitter is so pathetic. I went and ate a nice garlic based Italian lunch before I got here. I did it JUST FOR YOU! I know how much you love when I humiliate you with my bad breath, make you smell it and taste it. I'm going to blow my stinky breath in your face until you smell like garlic permanently! I am also going to drool all over your face, your chest, and legs with my garlic spit. Watch as it drops out of my mouth, dripping all over you. Bathing you in a garlic spit bath. Oh no, your parents will be here any minute, I better give you a bath to wash up a bit, except, I'm not letting you use the shower or tub