You're just a tiny little man, and today you walked your tiny little self into the strip club that I work at. You're ready for a lap dance and I am a little uneasy thinking that I might squish you. You tell me it's okay and I proceed to strip and give you the lap dance with my big ass in your face. When I'm finished dancing for you I tell you cuz courtesy to tip your dancer after and you say no you already paid. I don't like that answer, and I decided to take matters into my own hands. I pick you up and I swallow you whole

You're just a tiny little man, and today you walked your tiny little self into the strip club that I work at. You're ready for a lap dance and I am a little uneasy thinking that I might squish you. You tell me it's okay and I proceed to strip and give you the lap dance with my big ass in your face. When I'm finished dancing for you I tell you cuz courtesy to tip your dancer after and you say no you already paid. I don't like that answer, and I decided to take matters into my own hands. I pick you up and I swallow you whole