I knew those flames were No Match For My Pee, so I sized up my fiery opponent, and positioned myself for a direct hit. My Pressurized Bladder lets go, sending a powerful spray through the nighttime air. On contact with the Red Coals, it Explodes into Vapor with a Loud Hiss. It's a downright "Pissy-Hiss!" Thick Clouds of Pee-Steam rise from the ashes and engulfs me. I'm pissing blind now, but undeterred, I continue to ultimate victory... because I've got the fire-power! Juicy Smooches, [email protected]

I knew those flames were No Match For My Pee, so I sized up my fiery opponent, and positioned myself for a direct hit. My Pressurized Bladder lets go, sending a powerful spray through the nighttime air. On contact with the Red Coals, it Explodes into Vapor with a Loud Hiss. It's a downright "Pissy-Hiss!" Thick Clouds of Pee-Steam rise from the ashes and engulfs me. I'm pissing blind now, but undeterred, I continue to ultimate victory... because I've got the fire-power! Juicy Smooches, [email protected]