"It was a cold and rainy night..." Nature took care of the cold, and I made the rain! Those flames had been burning for hours, but I knew they were no match for my pee, so I geared up for the dousing by sizing up my fiery opponent, then positioned myself just right for a direct hit. Releasing my bladder, the pressurized spray flies from my urininary fountain, traces a graceful arc through the nighttime air, hits the red coals, and Explodes into Vapor with a Loud Hiss. You might call it a "Pissy-Hiss!" The Pee-Steam rises from the ashes and gets so dense that I briefly lose sight of the fire as... Show more