Good morning. Thanks for coming; please sit down. I understand you're here for a position at our company. Well, it looks like your resume is, you can't talk your way out of a paper bag, and frankly, we just don't need you. I'll tell you what, though. You can redeem yourself if you can impress me with your penis. Up for the challenge? Of course not, you dickless loser.

Good morning. Thanks for coming; please sit down. I understand you're here for a position at our company. Well, it looks like your resume is, you can't talk your way out of a paper bag, and frankly, we just don't need you. I'll tell you what, though. You can redeem yourself if you can impress me with your penis. Up for the challenge? Of course not, you dickless loser.