Hey Babe, I'm so happy you got these shakes for me to drink. They're so much easier for me just to grab near my desk and drink them at night with doughnuts or whatever sweets I'm having. I love how much you've enabled for me to just be a pig and grow for you. I'll be 500 in no time. I drink well over 3k calories.. can you guess how many bottles I chug for you? See me almost expand as I drink all the calories that will get converted into new fat.

Hey Babe, I'm so happy you got these shakes for me to drink. They're so much easier for me just to grab near my desk and drink them at night with doughnuts or whatever sweets I'm having. I love how much you've enabled for me to just be a pig and grow for you. I'll be 500 in no time. I drink well over 3k calories.. can you guess how many bottles I chug for you? See me almost expand as I drink all the calories that will get converted into new fat.