So, I found this thing and I wanted to talk to you about it because I figured if it’s not mine, it’s yours. And this pacifier is DEFINITELY not mine. How did you think you could hide your pacifier obsession from me forever when you rely so much on the comfort it brings? Plus, I found it just laying around. Almost like you wanted me to find it! Is that what you want? Do you want more people to find out about your pacifier fetish? Oh god, I’m not laughing at you, I’m just laughing at the situation. I can’t believe I had no idea. I just find it so adorable that you need a paci to feel better....

So, I found this thing and I wanted to talk to you about it because I figured if it’s not mine, it’s yours. And this pacifier is DEFINITELY not mine. How did you think you could hide your pacifier obsession from me forever when you rely so much on the comfort it brings? Plus, I found it just laying around. Almost like you wanted me to find it! Is that what you want? Do you want more people to find out about your pacifier fetish? Oh god, I’m not laughing at you, I’m just laughing at the situation. I can’t believe I had no idea. I just find it so adorable that you need a paci to feel better. Is that what you call it, a paci? Well, at least you don’t have to worry about hiding your paci from me any longer. In fact, I know you want so badly to suck on it and chew on it right now, don’t you? Go ahead. I know you want to.