I dumped you because of that pathetic thing you called a dick.. I should have known something was up when you weren't JUMPING to get me into bed and just throwing gifts at me. No BIG DICKED alpha is going to play that game. The saddest part of your story isn't even that you lost me, and we both know that is already rock bottom status... No, see you've taken all the IQ points you have left and decided to date a girl who could quite possibly be a man, Yes, those features are much too masculine and since you're CLEARLY dating a man, you know you wont be getting any pussy at all. ...

I dumped you because of that pathetic thing you called a dick.. I should have known something was up when you weren't JUMPING to get me into bed and just throwing gifts at me. No BIG DICKED alpha is going to play that game. The saddest part of your story isn't even that you lost me, and we both know that is already rock bottom status... No, see you've taken all the IQ points you have left and decided to date a girl who could quite possibly be a man, Yes, those features are much too masculine and since you're CLEARLY dating a man, you know you wont be getting any pussy at all. If you haven't gathered yet... It is because of your gaping vagina you try to call a dick. #SPH #SmallDickHumiliation #TinyPenisSyndrome #LetsLaughAtyourTinyPEnis #TinyPenis #littleDickedLoser