We’re neighbours and I ask you if you can pop over and fix a few things for me, since my husband left I’ve been struggling a little. Of course being quite the home wrecking slut I’m all dressed up when you arrive, I tell you I have mixed up my days and was expecting my date, honest ....
Are you going to stay and listen to my filthy story and then act it out with me ?

We’re neighbours and I ask you if you can pop over and fix a few things for me, since my husband left I’ve been struggling a little. Of course being quite the home wrecking slut I’m all dressed up when you arrive, I tell you I have mixed up my days and was expecting my date, honest ....
Are you going to stay and listen to my filthy story and then act it out with me ?