$50 for five minutes of me telling you "fuck you". Sounds like a rip-off, right? Well.... Fuck you... Sounds like you're someone who really needs to buy this. Overspending to please Me while I tell you to go fuck yourself is the appropriate relationship for us to have... You pathetically giving up your money while I humiliate you for doing so. The perfect balance.

$50 for five minutes of me telling you "fuck you". Sounds like a rip-off, right? Well.... Fuck you... Sounds like you're someone who really needs to buy this. Overspending to please Me while I tell you to go fuck yourself is the appropriate relationship for us to have... You pathetically giving up your money while I humiliate you for doing so. The perfect balance.