What a bad idea it was getting your new credit card statement delivered to My place - I mean, I get it, you didn't want your wife to find out your serving a Financial Dominatrix. What you forgot to consider, was what a fucking bitch I am.

How fucked would you be if I brought these bank statements over to your wife and showed her all about your extracurricular activities? You wouldn't want that, right?

What a bad idea it was getting your new credit card statement delivered to My place - I mean, I get it, you didn't want your wife to find out your serving a Financial Dominatrix. What you forgot to consider, was what a fucking bitch I am.

How fucked would you be if I brought these bank statements over to your wife and showed her all about your extracurricular activities? You wouldn't want that, right?