Every year you sit around and do the same thing.. Its practically become a ritual for you. Sitting around all by yourself- because we ALL know you're not going to be getting a date. The closest thing you're getting to pussy is your goddamn HAND!

Every year you sit around and do the same thing.. Its practically become a ritual for you. Sitting around all by yourself- because we ALL know you're not going to be getting a date. The closest thing you're getting to pussy is your goddamn HAND!