I want to tell you what was probably one of the most embarrassing moments of my life.
I had a dinner party with eighteen guests, and the stool I sat on literally exploded under my weight, cutting off my legs and butt.
I tell you about the experience, still visibly embarrassed, show you the evidence of the crime (the exploded stool!) and the marks it left on my body and my poor torn shorts.

I want to tell you what was probably one of the most embarrassing moments of my life.
I had a dinner party with eighteen guests, and the stool I sat on literally exploded under my weight, cutting off my legs and butt.
I tell you about the experience, still visibly embarrassed, show you the evidence of the crime (the exploded stool!) and the marks it left on my body and my poor torn shorts.