I run on the toilet, I don't even have time to take the camera and in fact I film directly with my phone. I can't waste another second or I'll get it right in my pants! As soon as I sit down, an explosion resounds in the toilet as a stomach ache pervades me. The smell is terrible. A long talk about how I feel (spoiler: very bad!) follows while I am still sitting.

I run on the toilet, I don't even have time to take the camera and in fact I film directly with my phone. I can't waste another second or I'll get it right in my pants! As soon as I sit down, an explosion resounds in the toilet as a stomach ache pervades me. The smell is terrible. A long talk about how I feel (spoiler: very bad!) follows while I am still sitting.