God, I hate offices with shared bathrooms!
But today I have to work in this company and... of course I don't have a private bathroom in my room. What I hate most is the fact that someone can be standing in line for the bathroom while I'm using it and hearing all my embarrassing noises. But today I have to put aside my fears and use the public toilet: my intestine is absolutely FULL. In fact, as soon as I relax, I let out a cascade of cookies for fifteen seconds! Fifteen uninterrupted seconds!
As I start to clean myself, my worst nightmare: someone tries to enter in the bathroom. In ...

God, I hate offices with shared bathrooms!
But today I have to work in this company and... of course I don't have a private bathroom in my room. What I hate most is the fact that someone can be standing in line for the bathroom while I'm using it and hearing all my embarrassing noises. But today I have to put aside my fears and use the public toilet: my intestine is absolutely FULL. In fact, as soon as I relax, I let out a cascade of cookies for fifteen seconds! Fifteen uninterrupted seconds!
As I start to clean myself, my worst nightmare: someone tries to enter in the bathroom. In a trembling voice I answer "busy!" (in Italian) and I try to do clean myself quickly: I want to reach as soon as possible the air freshener that I saw behind the door and make this terrible stench disappear!