Hey Goonoholic, or should I say Jerkoholic, Chronic Masturbator, Jerk Zombie, Drone. All of these words describe you don’t they. I know you better than you know yourself. & To think it all started with one Goon clip, with one long jerk off session. & Now look where you are, Gooning away to Me like the Goonaholic that you are.

Do you even know what day it is? What time it is? Is your Dick raw? Are you still stroking? Haha of course you are! You’re a Goonaholic!

Hey Goonoholic, or should I say Jerkoholic, Chronic Masturbator, Jerk Zombie, Drone. All of these words describe you don’t they. I know you better than you know yourself. & To think it all started with one Goon clip, with one long jerk off session. & Now look where you are, Gooning away to Me like the Goonaholic that you are.

Do you even know what day it is? What time it is? Is your Dick raw? Are you still stroking? Haha of course you are! You’re a Goonaholic!