I want you to entertain me for my birthday. I am going to ask you for something personal and compromising. You'll do it just because I ask, you don't want to disobey me on my birthday of all days.
So here it is loser, this is what I want. I know you have been a loser your whole life and I'm sure without a doubt that you have many examples of you doing bone-headed, idiots things throughout your life. I want you to send me one of your idiot stories. Something that really exemplifies what a pathetic, loser you are. You also may have not told this embarrassing story to anyone else before, b...

I want you to entertain me for my birthday. I am going to ask you for something personal and compromising. You'll do it just because I ask, you don't want to disobey me on my birthday of all days.
So here it is loser, this is what I want. I know you have been a loser your whole life and I'm sure without a doubt that you have many examples of you doing bone-headed, idiots things throughout your life. I want you to send me one of your idiot stories. Something that really exemplifies what a pathetic, loser you are. You also may have not told this embarrassing story to anyone else before, because it's too humiliating, but you're going to tell me.
You know I love having all of your compromising information to use against you whenever I need something out of you.
Now, since it's my birthday an all I'll let you bride me to keep your story secret. Buy me a gift or send a tribute, I'll go much easier on you.
Be a good boy and send me something good and juicy.