It's your lucky day. I just picked up a pack of clove cigarettes and I feel like lighting up. I know how sexy you find me when I smoke. You just melt watching me draw on a cigarette.
Wouldn't you know, I misplaced my ashtray, you wouldn't mind filling in for me now, would you?
Mouth open! Oh did I mention that smoking makes me salivate like crazy, so expect some spit mixed with ash.
Good boy.

It's your lucky day. I just picked up a pack of clove cigarettes and I feel like lighting up. I know how sexy you find me when I smoke. You just melt watching me draw on a cigarette.
Wouldn't you know, I misplaced my ashtray, you wouldn't mind filling in for me now, would you?
Mouth open! Oh did I mention that smoking makes me salivate like crazy, so expect some spit mixed with ash.
Good boy.