I have tried many times to convey to you that you have a tiny dick. For some reason, you don't seem to grasp the concept. I didn't think to have a tiny dick equated to having a tiny brain too!
I was out in my garden harvesting cucumbers and I got inspired by a very small insignificant cucumber. You are that insignificant, tiny, pathetic cucumber. You just never grew to your full size and you never will. Hopefully, this clip will help you realize the limitations of your own potential. Don't worry tiny cucumber dick, I'll still help you cum, I know that's soooo important to you!

I have tried many times to convey to you that you have a tiny dick. For some reason, you don't seem to grasp the concept. I didn't think to have a tiny dick equated to having a tiny brain too!
I was out in my garden harvesting cucumbers and I got inspired by a very small insignificant cucumber. You are that insignificant, tiny, pathetic cucumber. You just never grew to your full size and you never will. Hopefully, this clip will help you realize the limitations of your own potential. Don't worry tiny cucumber dick, I'll still help you cum, I know that's soooo important to you!