Oh look, it's the weekend and you're all alone again! Typical. What are you going to do all weekend? Oh don't tell me, I already know, you and your hand are going to spend some quality time together.
All you do is jerk, jerk, jerk. So pathetic.
Well, what are you waiting for? Get jerking loser. That's all you really have going for.

Oh look, it's the weekend and you're all alone again! Typical. What are you going to do all weekend? Oh don't tell me, I already know, you and your hand are going to spend some quality time together.
All you do is jerk, jerk, jerk. So pathetic.
Well, what are you waiting for? Get jerking loser. That's all you really have going for.