You cute little scouts in your uniforms wandering through the neighborhood selling popcorn are just too much for me to handle. I see you coming to my door and wait patiently. When I open the door I notice how cold it is and suggest you come in to get warm while I get the money together to buy everything you've got. Too bad you didn't realize I wanted you and your friends more than the popcorn. I gobble you up fairly quickly and laugh about how you're already getting digested then go to the couch to take a nap. Stomach gurgling and churning the whole time. Ooo you guys do make me gassy. When...

You cute little scouts in your uniforms wandering through the neighborhood selling popcorn are just too much for me to handle. I see you coming to my door and wait patiently. When I open the door I notice how cold it is and suggest you come in to get warm while I get the money together to buy everything you've got. Too bad you didn't realize I wanted you and your friends more than the popcorn. I gobble you up fairly quickly and laugh about how you're already getting digested then go to the couch to take a nap. Stomach gurgling and churning the whole time. Ooo you guys do make me gassy. When I wake up you've completely digested, my belly isn't even big anymore, I find it quite amusing you didn't even last the hour.

I hear a knock at the door and see it's one of your parents, I chastise them for letting such little guys walk the streets alone but say I haven't seen you. I let out a little toot in a amusement.

*fart and stomach sound added for effect*