This is a script submission and some changes have been made to the script below in the final product.
[Jared is a huge superhero and comic book fan and we find him in the living room dressed in a superhero outfit of his own (a speedo or tight colored briefs) pretending to use superpowers. Dr. Smith, his roommate, returns home and walks in to see Jared like this, which embarrasses Jared.]
Jared: W-woah, I thought you were going to be out all day!
Dr. Smith: A client canceled on me so I was able to leave the office early. But what's going on here?
Jared: I just really like superheroes and always wanted to be one...sorry it's weird I know.
Dr. Smith: No, no, it's totally fine. Actually, since I have some free time, how about I you so you can actually live out your superhero fantasy?
Jared: Are you sure? I mean, how much is that going to cost?
Dr. Smith: I've been your roommate for how long? I can't charge you. Consider this on the house.
Jared: Awesome! So, how do we start?
[Dr. Smith pulls out a pendulum, swings it in front of Jared's eyes. He tells him to relax and follow it with his eyes, then counts down from 10. Jared falls resting into a deep trance. He then tells Jared in his trance about his superhero background, abilities, and weakness.]
Dr. Smith: Now Jared, you are no longer a mere mortal, but Superdude, defender of your city. You have incredible strength and endurance, and you've been an unstoppable against evil. While upright and heroic, your winning streak has left you somewhat cocky. And although you're normally invulnerable, whenever I snap my fingers, you will suddenly feel incredibly weak, with your powers draining. When I snap my fingers again, you'll return back to your full strength. You won't see me snapping or know what's going on; only that your powers are suddenly failing you and that you don't know how to stop it. You'll just recognize me just as an average, powerless thief that you have to stop. When I say "Help, Superdude!" you will wake up. Help, Superdude!
[Jared wakes, springs up, and strikes a heroic pose, flexing his super body]
Jared: Stop right there, thief!
Dr. Smith: Oh no, it's Superdude!
Jared: That's right, evildoer. Give up now and I'll let you off easy.
Dr. Smith: I'm not going down without a fight!
Jared: Ha! Give me your best shot.
[Jared stands proudly with hands on hips, and confidently smiles at Dr. Smith. Dr. Smith then walk up and starts punching Jared in the gut.]
Jared: Why even try? I don't feel a thing!
[Dr. Smith then snaps his fingers and Jared stumbles back, feeling drained and confused.]
Jared: Ugh, w-what's happening?
[Dr. Smith then punches Jared in the gut again, leaving Jared crumbling in pain, confused as to what's going on. Dr. Smith then snaps his fingers again]
Dr. Smith: Looks like I left more than a dent, huh, Superdude?
[Jared gets back up on his feet and stands tall.]
Jared: Ha, I don't know what you mean. That was me just pretending. Come on, I'm Superdude, the invincible superhero, remember? I've never been defeated, not once, and certainly not by the likes of you!
Dr. Smith: You look more like a super-perv than a superhero in that outfit.
[Jared cockily grabs and shakes his crotch with one hand while flexing his other arm.]
Jared: Say what you want, but I've got the total superhero package, in every way.
[Dr. Smith moves towards Jared and knees him in the groin.]
Jared: What'd I say? I'm not just a weak little thief like you! I don't have to resort to cheap shots or petty crimes to feel satisfied. Everyone in this city loves me! For my strength, my courage, and my super bod.
[Jared flexes his whole body, striking bodybuilding poses, and kissing his biceps. Then, Dr. Smith snaps his fingers and Jared begins feeling weaker again, losing focus.]
Jared: So just...surrender already...
[Dr. Smith knees Jared in the groin again, this time Jared howling in pain, falling to his knees, eventually collapsing forward and sprawled out on the ground.]
Jared: What's...going on...my powers...
[Dr. Smith then begins snapping his fingers every few seconds, watching Jared switch between regaining strength and feeling drained again and again. Eventually, Dr. Smith pulls out his phone and starts recording a video.]
Dr. Smith: Well, well, Superdude. The media's gonna have a field day when they see this footage of Superdude, the city's protector, helpless and weak on the ground!
Jared: No...you can't...I'm the symbol of peace in this city. They can't see me...like this...
[Jared struggles to prop himself up onto his forearms, reaching out towards the phone, only to roll himself over, now sprawled on the ground face up.]
Dr. Smith: Well then, Superdude. Let's see you shoot your super seed for me and then we'll talk.
Jared: No way! I...
[Dr. Smith then kicks Jared on his side, then starts nudging his groin with his foot.]
Jared: Alright, alright...but hands off...
[Jared struggles to his knees, pulls his superhero uniform down, and beings jerking off and touching his super body all over.]
Dr. Smith: That's right, I'm in control--me, the weak little thief you thought you could catch.
Jared: I...I just don't understand...how this is happening...
[As Jared continues to jerk off, Dr. Smith fondles his pecs, nipples, and licks his abs.]
Jared: Stop...you perv...
Dr. Smith: Ha! Interesting for you to say when you're jacking off in public.
Jared: No...it-it's different...
[Jared nears completion...]
Jared: No...the last of my strength...the city...the people...I've failed...Noooo!!!
[Jared finishes all over himself and collapses backwards in a heap of exhaustion.]
Dr. Smith: Muahahaha! Looks like Super Chump couldn't even stop me! And, rest!
[Jared falls back into trance]
Dr. Smith: Well, that was interesting. Who knew superheroes could be so much fun? When you wake up, you will forget everything that happened since I first found you here today.
[Dr. Smith then hides out of sight of Jared.]
Dr. Smith: Help, Superdude!
[Jared snaps back to attention and sits up. He sees himself covered in his own mess and is embarrassed, and runs off.]
