It is the year 2022. Virginity is, of course, illegal. Poor Lucy fell captive to an intimate moment with one, unknowingly. Good thing she didn’t take it too far, or it could have spelled trouble for her. But kissing a virgin is only a misdemeanor. Just in time, she knew exactly who to call. Amanda Marx, the virgin police. I’m on the case.

It is the year 2022. Virginity is, of course, illegal. Poor Lucy fell captive to an intimate moment with one, unknowingly. Good thing she didn’t take it too far, or it could have spelled trouble for her. But kissing a virgin is only a misdemeanor. Just in time, she knew exactly who to call. Amanda Marx, the virgin police. I’m on the case.