What is that tiny thing? Is it a coat hook? Why do you have a coat hook sewn to your crotch, and where did your penis go? How are you ever going to satisfy a woman - sexually? I guess you're going to have to learn to get REALLY good with your tongue!

What is that tiny thing? Is it a coat hook? Why do you have a coat hook sewn to your crotch, and where did your penis go? How are you ever going to satisfy a woman - sexually? I guess you're going to have to learn to get REALLY good with your tongue!