It's amazing how many guys with small penises try to trick me! I go out on a really fun date and decide I want to bring the guy home. After all, he exhibited all of the telltale signs of a guy with a HUGE dick! So I know that whether he becomes relationship material or not, he's certainly going to be fun in bed! I'm so excited, and can barely contain myself, undressing, and getting wet. Until the moment of truth... Oh my God, he was fronting the whole time!! I don't understand why men with small penis's are always SO drawn to me!!?? This is one for the books; I can't even see this guy's ...

It's amazing how many guys with small penises try to trick me! I go out on a really fun date and decide I want to bring the guy home. After all, he exhibited all of the telltale signs of a guy with a HUGE dick! So I know that whether he becomes relationship material or not, he's certainly going to be fun in bed! I'm so excited, and can barely contain myself, undressing, and getting wet. Until the moment of truth... Oh my God, he was fronting the whole time!! I don't understand why men with small penis's are always SO drawn to me!!?? This is one for the books; I can't even see this guy's cock without my strong bifocals. Not again! I have needs! Physical needs! Deciding that no one else will ever find out and that none of my friends will ever know, I decide to fuck him anyways. After all, I'm sure he can at least do something with that tiny thing, right? However, I quickly realized that the only way to keep him hard, and at his personal largest, is to make fun of him! Yep, so predictable. This is what these guys thrive on, and get off to. Being mocked! It's unbelievable! Not only does having a small dick make them physically insecure, but it also completely warps their mentality too. At this point, I'm attracting guys with cocks so small, that I may as well just pretend they are my Lesbian lovers! Because their dicks can barely pass as a clitoris! It's unbe-fucking-lievable!!