You have been working for my company for a few weeks, so I decide to call you in for a meeting in my office to see how you are getting on.

As I start talking, I continuously start burping. It's almost impossible for me to get through a sentence without belching. It wouldn't be so bad, but you find the burps SO disgustingly smelly. They are foul.

I apologise (although you doubt the sincerity of my apology) and tell you that I had a Spicy Indian meal for lunch and explain that I've not been able to stop and explain how gassy I have been.

You attempt to leave the off...

You have been working for my company for a few weeks, so I decide to call you in for a meeting in my office to see how you are getting on.

As I start talking, I continuously start burping. It's almost impossible for me to get through a sentence without belching. It wouldn't be so bad, but you find the burps SO disgustingly smelly. They are foul.

I apologise (although you doubt the sincerity of my apology) and tell you that I had a Spicy Indian meal for lunch and explain that I've not been able to stop and explain how gassy I have been.

You attempt to leave the office, but I tell you the meeting won't take long and if you want to keep your job, you will sit down.

During our 20 minute meeting, I must let out easily over 100+ stinky, rancid burps. The whole office just smells like one giant burp at this stage. You keep attempting to leave, but I keep trapping you and making you endure the stink. It's almost as if I find it amusing how uncomfortable you are.

I tell you at the end I am going to punish you. When you signed the contract to work for my company, it says you must give 1 years full notice, or pay me your annual salary of £40,000 in full to leave early.

I laugh and tell you that I am going to call you in for meetings in my office room EVERY SINGLE DAY, so that you can't take it anymore and pay me £40,000 to leave.

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