Is that what you tell everyone? How cute to hide the truth to save yourself the embarrassment. But we both know the truth, don't we? We will never be friends but you've built a parasocial relationship between us like a lonely loser. But, just to humor your imaginary friendship, let's play pretend..."friend".

Is that what you tell everyone? How cute to hide the truth to save yourself the embarrassment. But we both know the truth, don't we? We will never be friends but you've built a parasocial relationship between us like a lonely loser. But, just to humor your imaginary friendship, let's play pretend..."friend".