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Fuck the holidays, am I right? Why should you care about giving to everyone in your real life when I'm the best gift to have already? The relationship that we have is so much better than that and you know it. Being a parasocial porn pumper was the best choice you could ever make for yourself. Lonely losers like YOU can't help but stroke and spoil Master Goonstress for the holidays!