If it wasn't for me, you would be living the life of an actual loser. I mean you still *DO* but with me, i just add that spice to your dull existence that every failure needs! I'm hot, successful, and get whatever i want at the snap of my fingers..can you relate to that? Of course not. I make you look by overshadowing your shameful ways with my perfect ways! Now let's turn those tears into lube shall we?

If it wasn't for me, you would be living the life of an actual loser. I mean you still *DO* but with me, i just add that spice to your dull existence that every failure needs! I'm hot, successful, and get whatever i want at the snap of my fingers..can you relate to that? Of course not. I make you look by overshadowing your shameful ways with my perfect ways! Now let's turn those tears into lube shall we?