Now I know it's been a well demonstrated fact that "bigger is better" but there needs to be an asterisk around that because...even big dicks are disappointing. And before you shrimp dicks gain an ounce of hope, no one STILL wants to fuck you. Sometimes size doesn't matter if you're a virgin loser who can't make women cum. That's the only thing that matters because even being blessed by the cock GODS won't save dweebs from still being sexually inept.

Now I know it's been a well demonstrated fact that "bigger is better" but there needs to be an asterisk around that because...even big dicks are disappointing. And before you shrimp dicks gain an ounce of hope, no one STILL wants to fuck you. Sometimes size doesn't matter if you're a virgin loser who can't make women cum. That's the only thing that matters because even being blessed by the cock GODS won't save dweebs from still being sexually inept.