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You've met the Puppet Master, the MADD Hatter, and Celebot and now it's time to meet someone new. A diabolical schemer with an agenda that'll bring JOI to MANkind. Gooners, I am the MAD GOONSTRESS, or Dr. G for short. I heard you were broken and unable to stay erect for too long due to Master Celestress's well curated Goon June rollout so i wish to be of help somehow and I know just what to do. With the coveted GOON JUICE, you'll be stroking, edging and gooning like "normal" again but we both know normality is a myth for pornosexuals like you. You were made to GOON and this 21 minute experiment will prove a success to my plan. Now, please enjoy the ride, because it's only just the beginning..let your brain go fuzzy and watch the magic of SCIENCE happen with a hot mad scientist.