After much trial and error in addressing and treating your affliction, I’ve noticed a marked improvement in your mental and physical state. Still, the regular jerk and goon sessions have continued to impact your quality of life. We’ve tried many approaches, but in order to find a solution I believe we’ll need to think outside the box. Today we’ll start a new and untraditional regimen to address your masturbation addiction, with our goal set of curing you once and for all.

After much trial and error in addressing and treating your affliction, I’ve noticed a marked improvement in your mental and physical state. Still, the regular jerk and goon sessions have continued to impact your quality of life. We’ve tried many approaches, but in order to find a solution I believe we’ll need to think outside the box. Today we’ll start a new and untraditional regimen to address your masturbation addiction, with our goal set of curing you once and for all.