After a substantive internship at My home office, it’s time for your evaluation. It should come as no surprise that you didn’t even come close to showing traits of a worthy assistant. your uncultured and clumsy ways render you useless to aid in My empire. you don’t need employment; you need a thorough and ruthless training. Listen as I orient you to your new role as My desk bitch, detailing every way in which I will break you down and rebuild you into a useful cog for the BNWO.

After a substantive internship at My home office, it’s time for your evaluation. It should come as no surprise that you didn’t even come close to showing traits of a worthy assistant. your uncultured and clumsy ways render you useless to aid in My empire. you don’t need employment; you need a thorough and ruthless training. Listen as I orient you to your new role as My desk bitch, detailing every way in which I will break you down and rebuild you into a useful cog for the BNWO.