*CUSTOM* After congratulating you for winning My mysterious contest, I reveal to you the prize: twelve months in captivity as My shrunken armpit slave. I’m going to keep you in My hairy armpit 24/7, with no breaks, for an entire year. My shrink ray technology is formulated to make you comply with whatever command I give, whether you want to or not. Once I shrink you down to the size of a grain of rice, I begin a full year of torment and experimentation on My newest test subject.

*CUSTOM* After congratulating you for winning My mysterious contest, I reveal to you the prize: twelve months in captivity as My shrunken armpit slave. I’m going to keep you in My hairy armpit 24/7, with no breaks, for an entire year. My shrink ray technology is formulated to make you comply with whatever command I give, whether you want to or not. Once I shrink you down to the size of a grain of rice, I begin a full year of torment and experimentation on My newest test subject.