The fact that you’ve remained a virgin well into adulthood in spite of your best efforts remains a great source of shame for you. But have you ever really quantified that shame? How much of a virgin loser are you, really? I’ve devised a fun game to find out - I’m going to list a number of standard firsts for the average, attractive male, and you’ll pay a tax for each milestone you’ve failed to reach. As the milestones grow less likely, your tax grows even higher. How far into debt will your pathetic virginity plunge you?

The fact that you’ve remained a virgin well into adulthood in spite of your best efforts remains a great source of shame for you. But have you ever really quantified that shame? How much of a virgin loser are you, really? I’ve devised a fun game to find out - I’m going to list a number of standard firsts for the average, attractive male, and you’ll pay a tax for each milestone you’ve failed to reach. As the milestones grow less likely, your tax grows even higher. How far into debt will your pathetic virginity plunge you?