It is officially the Birthday Month of your favourite Goddess - Me! I’ve worked so hard since my birthday last year that I’ve decided I deserve to be spoiled beyond belief this year; in fact, I’ve decided that I should be spoiled every single day for the entire month of May - and you lucky bitches will be footing each and every bill I throw at you.


But before we get too ahead of ourselves, before we get too wrapped up in how much you are going to do for me this month, first things first, it’s time to administer your monthly taxes. Since it’s my Birthday Month, I’ve decided not...

It is officially the Birthday Month of your favourite Goddess - Me! I’ve worked so hard since my birthday last year that I’ve decided I deserve to be spoiled beyond belief this year; in fact, I’ve decided that I should be spoiled every single day for the entire month of May - and you lucky bitches will be footing each and every bill I throw at you.


But before we get too ahead of ourselves, before we get too wrapped up in how much you are going to do for me this month, first things first, it’s time to administer your monthly taxes. Since it’s my Birthday Month, I’ve decided not to be kind to your wallets at all; I deserve only the best and that is all I will be accepting for the whole month of May - go big or go home.


Aren’t you desperate to contribute towards giving me the best birthday ever?