We all know what mistletoe means!! Kissing the woman you love under the cute little branch and berries during Christmas time. Unfortunately for you, you don’t have a woman, nor do you deserve one. This year, you’ll be kissing under the mistleTOE, my feet. You better start kissing them, you know what happens if you don’t! Bad luck for a year! Start with my big toe, and work your way over until you've kissed and worshiped every single one of my perfect toes.

We all know what mistletoe means!! Kissing the woman you love under the cute little branch and berries during Christmas time. Unfortunately for you, you don’t have a woman, nor do you deserve one. This year, you’ll be kissing under the mistleTOE, my feet. You better start kissing them, you know what happens if you don’t! Bad luck for a year! Start with my big toe, and work your way over until you've kissed and worshiped every single one of my perfect toes.