The reason you’ll never EVER get a girlfriend? Because you’re a two pump chump. Its physically impossible for you to last longer than two pumps. That poor premie cock is way too sensitive! Cumming all over yourself in seconds, its no wonder you can’t please women! You’ve been laughed out of every single “relationship” because of this problem you have. Any time you do manage to make it to the bedroom, you’ve already made a pathetic mess of yourself. How embarrassing. To top it off, you have a kink for being verbally humiliated by hot girls you can’t have! All the odds are against you. This i...

The reason you’ll never EVER get a girlfriend? Because you’re a two pump chump. Its physically impossible for you to last longer than two pumps. That poor premie cock is way too sensitive! Cumming all over yourself in seconds, its no wonder you can’t please women! You’ve been laughed out of every single “relationship” because of this problem you have. Any time you do manage to make it to the bedroom, you’ve already made a pathetic mess of yourself. How embarrassing. To top it off, you have a kink for being verbally humiliated by hot girls you can’t have! All the odds are against you. This is your coping skill. You’re a biological failure. but it’s okay... you have me now.