Hi bitch! I just got the most exciting gift in the mail, and I literally can’t wait to try it!! And I was just sitting here thinking, what would make eating and enjoying all of these unusual snacks from a different country so much more fun and exciting???? If I got to eat them, and enjoy them right in front of you, and rub how good they all are in your face and make you jealous. So you can watch Me eat and enjoy them (hopefully none are gross!), I’ll show you the different snacks and describe how they taste to you, but NO you can’t try them. Even if I don’t like it, the answer is no. The on...

Hi bitch! I just got the most exciting gift in the mail, and I literally can’t wait to try it!! And I was just sitting here thinking, what would make eating and enjoying all of these unusual snacks from a different country so much more fun and exciting???? If I got to eat them, and enjoy them right in front of you, and rub how good they all are in your face and make you jealous. So you can watch Me eat and enjoy them (hopefully none are gross!), I’ll show you the different snacks and describe how they taste to you, but NO you can’t try them. Even if I don’t like it, the answer is no. The only thing you can do is get your ass up and go buy Me another snack box when I’m done here.