I’m trying to smoke in peace, and as usual, here you are fucking bothering Me. I think it’s time we finally taught you a lesson. That’s right, get the fuck down on the floor bitch and open your mouth, you’re My ashtray today.

What I hope, is that it will teach you to keep your annoying ass away from Me and leave Me alone when I smoke; but what I know will happen, is that you’re going to love kneeling there below Me, swallowing My ash like a good bitch. So you’ll be waiting at the door every time I light up, except now you’ll be begging to kneel below Me silently, instead of bothe...

I’m trying to smoke in peace, and as usual, here you are fucking bothering Me. I think it’s time we finally taught you a lesson. That’s right, get the fuck down on the floor bitch and open your mouth, you’re My ashtray today.

What I hope, is that it will teach you to keep your annoying ass away from Me and leave Me alone when I smoke; but what I know will happen, is that you’re going to love kneeling there below Me, swallowing My ash like a good bitch. So you’ll be waiting at the door every time I light up, except now you’ll be begging to kneel below Me silently, instead of bothering and disturbing Me by running your mouth.

Now get down on your knees, open your mouth, and relax, as you impatiently wait to swallow every last bit of My ash... oh, and if any gets on My floor, you better fucking lick that up too.