Everyone knows what happens to the young when they are naughty around the holidays. The Big Guy up north takes them off the “Nice List”, doesn’t leave them ANY toys, and if they were REALLY bad, a piece of coal would be left behind. But what about naughty adults? Who teaches THEM a lesson? Well, I do! Naughty Adults are given time to better themselves, but eventually... I take them in. I befriend them... get involved in their lives, and when they least expect it- they are taken! I then shrink them down and they become a tasty, living treat that keeps Me fueled all year long! Goodness, I sur...

Everyone knows what happens to the young when they are naughty around the holidays. The Big Guy up north takes them off the “Nice List”, doesn’t leave them ANY toys, and if they were REALLY bad, a piece of coal would be left behind. But what about naughty adults? Who teaches THEM a lesson? Well, I do! Naughty Adults are given time to better themselves, but eventually... I take them in. I befriend them... get involved in their lives, and when they least expect it- they are taken! I then shrink them down and they become a tasty, living treat that keeps Me fueled all year long! Goodness, I sure do LOVE holiday food!