I know you were excited to "spice things up" in the bedroom the other night... but, sweetie? We need to be *honest* about our... okay, YOUR limitations. All those "pornstar moves" you tried to pull? Well, they are just not realistic. I didn't enjoy it... you didn't really enjoy it- that's okay! I got inspired to do a little digging Myself, and I think I found something fun for us to try! I found this REALLY interesting book at the local reseller and I think it'll be worth reading together. Now, I'm going to NEED you to keep an open mind, honey, cuz you might feel a little attacked at first,...

I know you were excited to "spice things up" in the bedroom the other night... but, sweetie? We need to be *honest* about our... okay, YOUR limitations. All those "pornstar moves" you tried to pull? Well, they are just not realistic. I didn't enjoy it... you didn't really enjoy it- that's okay! I got inspired to do a little digging Myself, and I think I found something fun for us to try! I found this REALLY interesting book at the local reseller and I think it'll be worth reading together. Now, I'm going to NEED you to keep an open mind, honey, cuz you might feel a little attacked at first, but I PROMISE this could turn into some of the HOTTEST playtime EVER!