I'm going to be very honest with you- I'm NEVER going to date you. I'm NEVER going to fuck you. It's just not in the cards, buddy. I like you enough to be honest about it; no reason to lead you on with false hope. I still want us to be friends, though! I *do* need to make another tiny little thing clear with you... I'm not really just "friends" with guys. Do you know what I mean by that? Let Me explain; to be a male in My life you must be bringing something to the table. you must add something to My life- Be of service, if you will. Here, let Me give you the Friend Zone Breakdown.

I'm going to be very honest with you- I'm NEVER going to date you. I'm NEVER going to fuck you. It's just not in the cards, buddy. I like you enough to be honest about it; no reason to lead you on with false hope. I still want us to be friends, though! I *do* need to make another tiny little thing clear with you... I'm not really just "friends" with guys. Do you know what I mean by that? Let Me explain; to be a male in My life you must be bringing something to the table. you must add something to My life- Be of service, if you will. Here, let Me give you the Friend Zone Breakdown.