Who needs twinkling Christmas lights when you can have My beautiful sparkly nails flashing around in front of your face? you're going to be spending your holiday all alone anyways... no reason to decorate! Just stay put and worship My long glittering claws, no need for Santa! I slather thick lotion onto My hands and click My talons against themselves to prove their strength. Happy Holidays, bitch!

Who needs twinkling Christmas lights when you can have My beautiful sparkly nails flashing around in front of your face? you're going to be spending your holiday all alone anyways... no reason to decorate! Just stay put and worship My long glittering claws, no need for Santa! I slather thick lotion onto My hands and click My talons against themselves to prove their strength. Happy Holidays, bitch!